wretched-hive:

cardboarddragon:

wiselwisel:

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

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🤯

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roachpatrol:

mogifire:

friend

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

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sharkylad:

backgroundcharactersoflife:

Photos that hit different in 2020.

I hate it

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synebluetoo:

cipheramnesia:

triggerman-gray:

nudityandnerdery:

karazak93:

The Mandalorian: Who Are you?

Geralt: I’m you, but I can say “fuck”

The Mandalorian: Well, I have a jet pack.

Geralt: Fuck.

Geralt, pointing at lil yoda baby: what is that?

Mando: a magic baby that evil dudes dressed in black want, I’m adopting him

Geralt, now pointing at Ciri: I got one of those, how’d you get yours?

Mando: I was hired to bring him to aforementioned evil dudes, then I raided their base to break him out, yours?

Geralt: I won her at an engagement party through ass-kicking and sarcasm

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Single dads without health insurance trying to make it in the gig economy

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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I love this post because the replies are like “for anyone who doesn’t know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]” but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

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haikuubot:

definitelynotscott:

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If you’re living in Georgia, early voting has started for the Senate runoff race. Get out there if you can, and make sure your voice is heard. Mitch McConnell needs his power stripped away for the benefit of our country!

Early Voting in Georgia runs from December 14-31!

Early Voting in

Georgia runs from December

14-31!

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cursed-and-haunted:

cursed-and-haunted:

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

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Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

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Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

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Do you see the difference?

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evitcani-writes:

please god stop stigmatizing hallmarks of neurodivergent behavior as “red flags” for bad friends.

I mean stuff like:

  • Oversharing (ADHD)
  • “secretly” copying the way you talk/dress/act (common for everyone, but many neurodivergent people who are affected socially)
  • Forgetting to pause and ask about you (ADHD, autism, social anxiety)
  • Failure to convey empathy or affection in a way you understand (autism, social anxiety, many many others)
  • Unhappiness (Depression, also friends don’t have to perform happiness wtf)
  • Talk “too much” (ADHD, social anxiety, so many more)
  • Fussy (really?)
  • Refuse to open up (really??)
  • Talk loudly (ADHD notoriously makes volume control hard, also wtf how’s that make u a bad friend)

Just hhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

talk to your friends !! if you feel underappreciated or overtalked!

✨Communication✨

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laughoutloud-club:
“glory to the winter wonderland!
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laughoutloud-club:

glory to the winter wonderland!

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jimhensonreject:

laimfunk:

laimfunk:

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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A follow up in my sketchbook

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

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69winedad:
“ cubern:
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“ jiggly-jello-squid:
“ art-angelsz:
“ nunyabizni:
“ trashcanbees:
“ asapscience:
“ Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.  Source
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We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus...

69winedad:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:

trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

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We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what

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perenial:

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chag chanukah sameach let’s get lit 🕎

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madeleinejubileesaito:

madeleinejubileesaito:

Good morning to everyone who is going to troll an oil company today 😇

The goal of bullying Big Oil companies over their climate tweets isn’t just to educate people about corporate hypocrisy. It’s to unite activists around the goal of taking away their social license to operate.

Oil majors have admitted to investors that their business would be in deep trouble without broad public support. They’ve also admitted the biggest threat to maintaining social license is public anger over climate change.

Oil companies could remedy this threat by winding down their fossil fuel operations, and investing heavily in renewable energy. But for the most part, they’ve chosen to combat public anger over climate change by investing in strategic communication.This consistent choice of empty climate words over meaningful climate action is why several Shell executives quit the company this week—and it’s why Heglar says social media call-outs are increasingly powerful.

– from this excellent article about why greentrolling is fun but also actually very effective: Drag them.The climate case for calling out fossil fuel companies online

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